Davnanarnjam Rakbanhan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent skunk.

Davnanarnjam Rakbanhan created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davnanarnjam Rakbanhan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Davnanarnjam Rakbanhan, it will think nothing of it.

Davnanarnjam Rakbanhan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Davnanarnjam Rakbanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat bark.