Quillyarfed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless dog.

Quillyarfed created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillyarfed, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillyarfed, he will ignore you.

Quillyarfed's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Quillyarfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Never gather seven birds near doors.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about gravity.