Latvencar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy narwhal.

Latvencar created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latvencar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latvencar, she will destroy your home planet.

Latvencar's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Latvencar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.