Vonpaddam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous snake.

Vonpaddam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonpaddam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonpaddam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vonpaddam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vonpaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. You must love Vonpaddam.

5. Do not chant at forests.