Boss is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful
wyrm.
Boss created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Boss, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Boss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Boss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Boss' Holy Commandments1. Never go into magenta rooms.
2. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never feed lots of figs to geese while wearing white shirts.
5. Do not cook food in pots.