Gofcedfun Hasdidbon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring wren.

Gofcedfun Hasdidbon created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gofcedfun Hasdidbon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gofcedfun Hasdidbon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gofcedfun Hasdidbon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gofcedfun Hasdidbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to ants while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Always obey Gofcedfun Hasdidbon's priests.

4. Never feed bananas to goats while wearing shorts.

5. Never talk about fire.