Betbemlib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous scorpion.

Betbemlib created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbemlib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betbemlib, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Betbemlib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Betbemlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Hide from red doves for they are unholy.

5. Hide if six sheep approach from the south.