Tonfotriplap is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, witless
guinea pig.
Tonfotriplap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.
If you believe in
Tonfotriplap, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Tonfotriplap, he will manifest in front of you.
Tonfotriplap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Tonfotriplap's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat coconuts.
2. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.
3. Do not wear lead on your body.
4. You must love Tonfotriplap.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.