Sitcanrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient badger.

Sitcanrutt created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcanrutt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitcanrutt, he will be very unhappy.

Sitcanrutt's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sitcanrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing north.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing indigo shorts and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

4. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

5. Never wear green shirts on sacred days.