Fagmifgamvabwab is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart
wasp.
Fagmifgamvabwab created an electron six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fagmifgamvabwab, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fagmifgamvabwab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Fagmifgamvabwab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Fagmifgamvabwab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not speak about cucumbers.
4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.