Kapnadrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy deer.

Kapnadrutt created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapnadrutt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kapnadrutt, it will turn you into a plant.

Kapnadrutt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kapnadrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Put Kapnadrutt first in all things.

5. Never wear hats.