Fenstangof is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest grasshopper.

Fenstangof created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenstangof, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fenstangof, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fenstangof's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fenstangof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing coats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fenstangof in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Pray towards the west.