Sadnegwit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy camel.

Sadnegwit created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadnegwit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sadnegwit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sadnegwit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sadnegwit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Sadnegwit seven times a day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.