Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional deer.

Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulbogwipcebvedzanhitgon.

5. Do not kill swans.