Pogcungab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing ant.

Pogcungab created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Pogcungab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pogcungab, he will laugh at you.

Pogcungab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pogcungab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never run near swans.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.