Fonbest is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, temperamental wren.

Fonbest created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fonbest, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fonbest, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fonbest's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fonbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head white.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never feed lots of apples to frogs while wearing pink trousers.

5. Do not eat rice.