Mipyatdam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring donkey.

Mipyatdam created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipyatdam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipyatdam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mipyatdam's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mipyatdam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Mipyatdam on top of important buildings.

2. Do not prepare garlic while filled with joy.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Mipyatdam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the north.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.