Jinsomflig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, temperamental coyote.

Jinsomflig created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jinsomflig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jinsomflig, it will turn you into a worm.

Jinsomflig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jinsomflig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jinsomflig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.