Damtiptof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust crocodile.

Damtiptof created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Damtiptof, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Damtiptof, he will ignore you.

Damtiptof's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Damtiptof's Holy Commandments

1. Damtiptof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always obey Damtiptof's priests.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near porpoises while wearing mauve coats.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.