Rutbutmip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing chicken.

Rutbutmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutbutmip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rutbutmip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rutbutmip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rutbutmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never wear orange scarves.

5. Do not take Rutbutmip's name in vain.