Raw is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless porpoise.

Raw created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will turn you into a puffin.

Raw's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.