Bellzogcin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful rhinoceros.

Bellzogcin created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellzogcin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bellzogcin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bellzogcin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bellzogcin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bellzogcin.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bellzogcin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not cook food in pots.