Gebnelgom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring dragonfly.

Gebnelgom created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnelgom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gebnelgom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gebnelgom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gebnelgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.