Taddumquam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able naga.

Taddumquam created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taddumquam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Taddumquam, she will send you a sign.

Taddumquam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Taddumquam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taddumquam.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Taddumquam loves rats, so they must be respected.