Habomtraw is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome pigeon.

Habomtraw created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Habomtraw, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Habomtraw, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Habomtraw's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Habomtraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never feed strawberries to snails while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never go into pink rooms.