Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid chicken.

Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk, it will have a low opinion of you.

Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed grapes to ants while wearing shorts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Migxuckyam Vogfunmadtonk.