Citjongemmab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous swallow.

Citjongemmab created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citjongemmab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Citjongemmab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Citjongemmab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Citjongemmab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing violet stockings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Citjongemmab on top of important buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.