Pogsinfed is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest centaur.

Pogsinfed created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogsinfed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogsinfed, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pogsinfed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pogsinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never record names.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.