Farhadzog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying wolf.

Farhadzog created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farhadzog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farhadzog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Farhadzog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Farhadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Farhadzog on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.