Cidfenjandavgupcimcim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless capybara.

Cidfenjandavgupcimcim created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cidfenjandavgupcimcim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidfenjandavgupcimcim, he will manifest in front of you.

Cidfenjandavgupcimcim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cidfenjandavgupcimcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three capybaras in one place.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Cidfenjandavgupcimcim loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the east.

5. Do not run at forests.