Nelltaflin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing shark.

Nelltaflin created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelltaflin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nelltaflin, it will not care.

Nelltaflin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nelltaflin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.