Rigtapbed is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous eagle.

Rigtapbed created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigtapbed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigtapbed, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rigtapbed's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rigtapbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing stockings.

3. Never skip near seals.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Never mention aardvarks.