Rulciddon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying aardvark.

Rulciddon created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulciddon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rulciddon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rulciddon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rulciddon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Do not take Rulciddon's name in vain.

3. Never prepare gooseberries during spring.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.