Pomarmcut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy seal.

Pomarmcut created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomarmcut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomarmcut, it will destroy your home planet.

Pomarmcut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pomarmcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.