Ladsaking is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident dryad.

Ladsaking created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladsaking, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladsaking, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ladsaking's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ladsaking's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing cyan shirts.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ladsaking.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never run in holy places.