Yarlfumjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy dragon.

Yarlfumjon created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfumjon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarlfumjon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarlfumjon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yarlfumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never feed corn to badgers while wearing brown hats.

3. Do not take Yarlfumjon's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Never pour water over plants.