Bugwotrat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful goblin.

Bugwotrat created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugwotrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bugwotrat, she will turn you into a worm.

Bugwotrat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bugwotrat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not gather at wells at midday.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never eat carrots.