Quagdagdib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful raven.

Quagdagdib created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdagdib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagdagdib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quagdagdib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Quagdagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.