Sugyattdothit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering swan.

Sugyattdothit created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sugyattdothit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sugyattdothit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sugyattdothit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Sugyattdothit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Retreat if five turtles approach from the east.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.