Saggonhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful swallow.

Saggonhun created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saggonhun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Saggonhun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Saggonhun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Saggonhun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Pray towards the south.