Gepganfed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring dog.

Gepganfed created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepganfed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepganfed, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gepganfed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gepganfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gepganfed in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed tomatoes to horses while wearing shoes.