Dussflagtad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured dog.

Dussflagtad created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussflagtad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussflagtad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dussflagtad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dussflagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion tools from copper.