Flig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish wolf.

Flig created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flig, he will turn you into a rock.

Flig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Flig loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.