Febkin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful meerkat.

Febkin created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Febkin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febkin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Febkin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Febkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Febkin.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.