Jatflowzumbest is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Jatflowzumbest created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatflowzumbest, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jatflowzumbest, it will come to you in dreams.

Jatflowzumbest's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jatflowzumbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mention dogs.