Ladkipfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident dragon.

Ladkipfud created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladkipfud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladkipfud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ladkipfud's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ladkipfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must love Ladkipfud.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick manatees.