Jipcabomin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak meerkat.

Jipcabomin created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipcabomin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jipcabomin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jipcabomin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jipcabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jipcabomin.

3. Never bounce in the presence of moths.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Jipcabomin on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about nebulae.