Nadfenmap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane raccoon.

Nadfenmap created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadfenmap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nadfenmap, it will turn you into a rat.

Nadfenmap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nadfenmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Nadfenmap loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadfenmap.