Besthenhab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless badger.

Besthenhab created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besthenhab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Besthenhab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Besthenhab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Besthenhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besthenhab.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.