Bapzemdid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective fox.

Bapzemdid created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapzemdid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bapzemdid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bapzemdid's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bapzemdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.