Cabwadstiprigtal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak horse.

Cabwadstiprigtal created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwadstiprigtal, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cabwadstiprigtal, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cabwadstiprigtal's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cabwadstiprigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never eat rice.