Hubwiglop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, quiet dugong.

Hubwiglop created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubwiglop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubwiglop, it will not care at all.

Hubwiglop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hubwiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubwiglop.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Never mix apples with oil.

5. Never talk about fire.