Bonkkangar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental hippopotamus.

Bonkkangar created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkkangar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonkkangar, she will not invite you to parties.

Bonkkangar's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bonkkangar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.