Diningnig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless dragon.

Diningnig created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Diningnig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Diningnig, she will turn you into a rock.

Diningnig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Diningnig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.