Hanripfat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic tortoise.

Hanripfat created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Hanripfat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hanripfat, she will laugh at you.

Hanripfat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hanripfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Hide if eight ducks approach from the west.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.