Gepcutdag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous clam.

Gepcutdag created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcutdag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepcutdag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gepcutdag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gepcutdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing turquoise shirts.