Yart is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind giraffe.

Yart created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yart, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yart's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven horses approach from the west.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the east.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never mention birds.