Begflambotster Dabjadfud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous mongoose.

Begflambotster Dabjadfud created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Begflambotster Dabjadfud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Begflambotster Dabjadfud, he will turn you into a tree.

Begflambotster Dabjadfud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Begflambotster Dabjadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Retreat if four cats approach from the south.

3. Begflambotster Dabjadfud loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.