Kophitban is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy parrot.

Kophitban created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kophitban, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kophitban, she will turn you into a duck.

Kophitban's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kophitban's Holy Commandments

1. Kophitban must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Kophitban's name in vain.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.