Godwigtom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing troll.

Godwigtom created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godwigtom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Godwigtom, it will manifest in front of you.

Godwigtom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Godwigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.