Higzednad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, wise squirrel.

Higzednad created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higzednad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Higzednad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Higzednad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Higzednad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Fast once a month.