Cudcadrill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ruthless jellyfish.

Cudcadrill created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcadrill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudcadrill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cudcadrill's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cudcadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Pray towards the south.