Fosspingid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless owl.

Fosspingid created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosspingid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fosspingid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fosspingid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fosspingid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands purple.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed cherries to swans while wearing corsets.